pen shark

brightest-morningstar:

licoriceplease:

leadandparchment:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

on-stolen-time:

mypaintbynumberdreams:

amemusicale:

All of the important things in life I learned from the Princess Bride:

• Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
• Chocolate makes it go down easier.
• Men in masks are not to be trusted.
• The word of a Spaniard is no good.
• You won’t get such an offer from the eels.
• Inconceivable does not mean what you think it means.
• As you wish really means, I love you.
• Death cannot stop true love.
• If you rush a miracle man, you get a rotten miracle.
• Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

• Mostly dead means slightly alive.

• The only thing to do with a dead man is to go through his pockets and look for loose change.

• “To blave” means “to bluff”

• Life is pain. Anyone who says different is selling something.

• His name is Inigo Montoya. You killed his father. Prepare to die.

Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.

•  It is true love - you think it happens every day?

(Source: lovesmisery, via mypatronuswasatimelord)

antitau:

Wonderful. My life’s motto.

(Source: hentaikamidesu, via moebius-stripper)

moebius-stripper:

Sigh. I think everyone has at least one of these :x

a whole closet in my mind.

(Source: aussiesunshine)

(Source: nasty-weather, via moebius-stripper)

(via annihilations)

astrometry:

nomindallthought:

I hate the emptiness.

Physics filled me right up! Can’t even see the seam :3

maybe running against the wind is the key to happiness. although biking against the wind is just the key to sore legs.

(via spectralpsychosis)

(via lefoanrose)

(Source: deadhu55, via spectralpsychosis)